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Upload it
Start with the brand touchpoint that is bothering you: a logo, a website, or a social post.
Brutal. Funny. Useful.
Get your brand roasted in under 60 seconds.
Drop in a logo, website, or social post. Get a brutally honest AI roast that is actually funny—plus three concrete fixes that help your next impression land.
The roast is the fun part. The fixes are the point.
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Roast generated
Your logo has the confidence of a startup named after a spreadsheet.
3 fixes readySave. Share. Recover.
Your next favorite screenshot
One upload. One reality check.
We roast. You grow.
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Get roasted
Receive a sharp, specific roast card. It is made for laughing, wincing, and immediately sending to the group chat.
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Fix what matters
Turn the laugh into momentum with three clear recommendations for what to change next.
Roast card
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Built to leave the chat
A roast card you will want to post.
Your free roast is not a bland scorecard. It is a screenshot-ready opinion with enough bite to share—and enough specificity to start a real conversation about your brand.
Share the evidence. Keep the bragging rights.
When the joke is over
Meet the Deep Roast.
Want more than a punchline? Upgrade to a structured fix-it report that turns your most important brand issues into a clear, prioritized next move.
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Prioritized fix-it report
- 01The first thing visitors should understand
- 02The visual choice making you look generic
- 03The next change worth making before you post again
Built for the changes that actually move the needle.
No soft launch energy
The straight answer.
Is it mean?
It is direct about the work, not cruel about the people behind it. The goal is a better brand, not a worse day.
What can I roast?
Bring a website, logo, or social post—the brand moment that needs an outside opinion.
What do I get for free?
A shareable roast card and a clear look at where to focus next. Go deeper when you want the full prioritized report.
Your brand can take it.
Let's make it less embarrassing.
Start with one upload. Leave with a laugh, a screenshot, and a smarter next move.
Roast my brand